Monday, September 04, 2006

Homestar Runner Tribute

Found a cool little thingy on the boundless 'Net, a musical tribute to Homestar Runner.

Check it out here, and "save file as" if you're so inclined.

The lyrics, since they're hard to make out:

Everybody! Everybody!
Everybody! Everybody!
Everybody! Everybody!
Everybody! Everybody!

I don't want your wimpy mouse,
I don't want your lame bunny.
I want my armless white dude,
'Cause I think he's pretty funny.

Keep away your spitting cat,
Keep away your stupid duck.
Give me my Homestar Runner,
'Cause it is on him I'm stuck.

At the end of my hard day,
Homestar takes my pain away!
It could heal my broken heart,
Just to watch this work of art.
Homestar Runner, I don't know what I'd do,
Without you.

Everybody! Everybody!
Everybody! Everybody!

Strong Bad is a Mexican wrestler,
Marzipan is Homestar's girlfriend.
The Cheat and Strong Mad can't say "Douglas,"
And Pom Pom bubbles to no end.

Strong Sad sadly rambles on,
Coach Z can't say "job" to save his life.
Your business is the Poopsmith's business,
The King of Town has no wife.

At the end of my hard day,
Homestar takes the pain away!
It could heal my broken heart,
Just to watch this work of art.
Homestar Runner, I don't know what I'd do,
Without you.

Everybody! Everybody!
Everybody! Everybody!

Homestar ... run. Run.
Homestar ... run. Run.

Everybody! Everybody!
Everybody! Everybody!
Everybody! Everybody!

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