Monday, September 10, 2007

Thoughts on Rachel Ray; or, RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!

GODDAMMIT RACHEL RAY STOP CALLING SANDWICHES "SAMMIES" YOU SOUND LIKE A GODDAMN IDIOT.

IT IS "MASHED" POTATOES NOT "SMASHED" POTATOES.

IF YOU SAY "YUM-O" ONE MORE TIME I WILL BURN DOWN YOUR STUDIO. IT IS THE MOST ANNOYING CATCH PHRASE SINCE "BAM."

AND IF YOU EXPLAIN THAT "EVOO" STANDS FOR "EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL" EVERY DAMN TIME YOU SAY IT THEN WHAT IS THE GODDAMN POINT OF A GODDAMN ACRONYM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!11

1 comment:

hbl said...

Well, I have to agree with you.

The proper term is 'sammich.'

And, they are NOT smashed potatos, they are smashed taters.

You don't care for eevee? Oh Oh.