Thursday, October 25, 2007

Fetch the Pestridder, Paka! There's Trolls in the Rutabagas!

Some guy called me a eunuch.

*checks* Oh my goodness, it must have fallen off while I was sleeping. I hate it when that happens.

I'm not sure if I should be insulted by this guy's insolence, or honored that someone actually took time to form an opinion of me.


zhinxy said...

Well, eunuch COULD just mean you have no testicles (The Renaissance Europe Version) instead of the full Ken-Doll treatment (The East Asian Version.)

And if you lost your balls AFTER puberty, you can STILL achieve sexual functioning, AND you'll age better!

Doesn't that make you feel better about handin' us feminazis yer nuts, Filby?


Will "Filby" Staples said...

So I can still plug into the hive-vagina both literally and figuratively? Phew, I thought I was a goner there!

Rational Mad Man said...

You should be honored that I deigned to take notice of you.

Will "Filby" Staples said...

Veddy well then, I think I shall.