I'm embarrassed and humbled to note that a song mentioned in my post the other day, "Ontario Sucks" by the Arrogant Worms, is in fact properly titled "The Toronto Song."
And it and "The White House Burned (The War of 1812)" are actually by Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie.
Uh... that is all.
Christ, that's one of the weirder posts I've made. Damn Canadians.