The More You Know, Eh?

Important facts I have learned about Canada from the Arrogant Worms and Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie:

• Canada's really big.
  
• Seriously, you can put like fourteen Frances into Canada.
  
• Canadian mountains are very pointy.
  
• Canadian prairies are not.
  
• The rest of Canada is kinda bumpy.
  
• Canada has a lot of rocks and trees.
  
• And water.
  
• Members of the Royal Candian Mounted Police don't technically have to be awake to do their job.
  
• The White House burned, burned, burned, and Canada's the one who did it.
  
• If you're going to be a pirate, Regina's the place to do it.
  
• Toronto sucks.
  
• Thunder Bay sucks.
  
• Ottawa sucks.
  
• Alan Thicke sucks.
  
• ...okay, everything in Ontario sucks.
  
• (Except Ami.)
  
• Newfoundland sucks.
  
• Prince Edward Island sucks.
  
• Nova Scotia sucks.
  
• New Brunswick sucks.
  
• Quebec sucks.
  
• Ontario sucks.
  
• Manitoba sucks.
  
• Saskatchewan sucks.
  
• Each of the territories sucks.
  
• British Columbia sucks.
  
• Seriously, Ontario really sucks.
  
• Alberta doesn't suck.
  
• ...but Calgary does.

And now you know, too!